Monday, November 9, 2009

So just in case you didn't read the story about this on the Johnson-Cordray homepage...
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Clark Cordray is Jason & Dyani's nephew (on Jason's side) and Hiromi & Miyuki's older and only cousin (so far, there's always my brother and his wife).
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So how does one describe an entire human being without literally writing a few novels? One doesn't. One sums up said human being in a couple of words, such as:
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Clark, my nephew, is one of the most annoying people I know. And he is without a doubt one of the most interesting and brilliant people I know. Why does crazy & smart go together like that?? I don't know. Anyhow, he's also an average 10-year-old kid, at least he is as I write this. Well, he came to AZ from CA in the family minivan with his parents & pooches for a visit in April of '09.
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At some point during the California Cordray's visit, Jason comes to me and says, "Just so you know, I saw Clark running around with our camera so there might be some extra pictures on it when you take a look." Okay, no biggie. Eventually I got to looking at the pictures and had completely forgotten about what Jason had told me. I'm scrolling along when I hit a few... interesting photos.
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"Ah!" I remembered, mostly because I hit the pic of Clark's scrunched up face. From there it was just a bunch of chuckling. So without further rambling, here is what I found:

Here we have Clark's feet. Everything seems to be in order here.


This time we have but one of Clark's feet. It must be his favorite of the two.


And here is the man himself... Clark! Yes, he always looks like this.


This would be the ceiling fan in Clark's grandparents Cordray house. Living room if you're curious. He's mesmerized by ceiling fans... can't get enough of their coolness.


This fine fellow is Hutch, one of the 4-legged and highly furry members of the California Cordray's household and pride & joy of Clark.


This is Starsky, the other of the doggie set.


Clark loves his dad, especially when he's making him a sandwich.


Clark gets his facial expressions from his mom, Jamie.


Grandma Cordray is always happy to have a camera shoved in her face by an unruly 10-year-old with truly good intentions.


This is the side of Clark's Grandpa Cordray's head. Clark likes to keep a collection of profiles.


Clark was probably going for a profile-shot of his Uncle Jason when he turned, thusly rewarding Clark with only a back-of-the-head-shot.


And this would be said Uncle Jason's crotch. Why, you ask, did Clark take a picture of his uncle's crotch? He's 10, that's why!


Here is Clark's own butt. Butt's are probably even more funny than crotches.


And you know what could possibly be even funnier than butts? Dog butts!